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MAY: May grew up shy and lonely and a bit weird. She never made many friends as a child and that problem only followed her into adulthood. Her only real friend was an odd doll that she kept in a glass box. That was until she met the man with the most beautiful hands she had ever seen. She thought she had found a real friend. Actually, she thought she had found more than just a friend, she found a boyfriend. Unfortunately, once he realized how weird, and sometimes disturbing, she really was he bolted. What's a girl to do... except make a friend! This is one of few films where the "bad guy", well, girl in this case, grows on you so much you are actually hoping she starts killing people! You're right there with her, praying that she'll get some justice... or maybe that was just me. Either way, this is a great flick with some unforgettable characters. I highly recommend that you rent this one girls... maybe even pick up a few pointers! |
VERTIGO: "Scottie", played by the great Jimmy Stewart, is a retired detective with a bad case of acrophobia. The acrophobia started after he failed to save a fellow police officer from falling to his death, and it has only become worse with time. In fact he is very near a mental breakdown. When an old college friend asks him to follow his wife, he is a bit hesitant at first... until he gets a look at his friends wife! His friend is afraid that his beautiful wife is losing her mind and may try to kill herself. I guess going crazy is contagious, because after "Scottie" follows the wife you start to wonder who the crazy one really is! In true classic Hitchcock style, this suspense will have you on the edge of your seat! Word of advice kids, screen your next dates very carefully... because you just don't know what psychosis you might get! |
SEED OF CHUCKY: So first came love, then came marriage, then came a baby? Don't ask me how, the movie can barely explain it, but somehow Chucky and Tiffany had a child. Now this ugly, sexually confused orphan is on his way to Hollywood where they are making a movie about the legend of his parents. Unfortunately, after resurecting his folks he realizes that they plan on going on a murderous rampage. Poor Chucky, hard enough finding out you have a wierdo kid, but then you learn that your kid doesn't want to join in your killing spree! I can think of only one word to describe this film... BAD! Bad, bad, bad, bad, B... A... D... BAD! Don't waste your money, don't waste your time, don't waste your brain cells! But... if you must, for whatever sick, sad reason you have to see this there are a few funny moments that almost make you glad you rented it. First, this is the only film I have ever seen where you can watch a child's toy masturbate! Second, Chucky's kid's problem with his gender is fairly hilarious. And last of all, there is a 30 second scene where Chucky pulls a "Jack Nicholson coming through the bathroom door" moment that may at least make you smile. If at all possible though, advoid this one like the plauge! |
MISERY: With all of the tales of love and violence being broadcasted over the T.V. sometimes you just want to pick up a good book... or author! This week I bring you one of the most chilling of Stephen King's adaptations, Misery. Kathy Bates portrays "Annie", the psychotic fan that takes in her favorite author after he is injured in an auto accident. The only problem with playing nurse to the man of your dreams is eventually he heals. Fortunately "Annie" has a answer to that dilema. If she plays her cards right she may be able to keep him forever! A classic Stephen King story with the most brutal and graphic ankle break you will ever see! Just horror enough to excite those of us who prefer to go bump in the night, and just drama enough to keep your sunny friends from wetting themselves with fright! |