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The Unstoppable
Killers:

Michael Myers:
The original unstoppable killer. He has been
slashing his way to the top of my list since
1978! Michael Myers has become such a
legend in fact that the amazing Rob Zombie
just released his version of the classic
horror film last year! My only advice is to just
pretend like "Halloween 3: Season of the
Witch" was never made... it just has nothing
to do with Michael or the other movies!

Freddy Krueger:
"...nine, ten, never sleep again..." You
know the rhyme, you know the glove, and if
you know about Freddy then it's already
too late, because he knows about you too.
All it seems to take to bring Wes Craven's
ultimate bad guy back for more action is
one innocent (or not so innocent!) teen to
dream about him. Then he can continue to
unleash his nightmares upon Elm Street!

Jigsaw:
New to horror game, this creative character
first jumped on the scene in 2004 with
"Saw", and has been keeping us guessing
ever since! I will be honest, I am a little bit
uncomfortable with the idea of them
continuing the series after the fourth film... I
sense a "jumping the shark" moment, which
is not uncommon when it comes to the killer
icons. None the less, a fantastic series so
far!

Jason Voorhees:
The 13th of the month is never quite the
same as when it lands on a Friday.
Although he began just slaughtering
promiscuous teens at a summer camp,
this beast of a man later took his show on
the road. He has killed people in many
areas of the country, and even in outer
space! While Camp Crystal Lake should
still be advoided, be warned that if Jason
wants you he can find you!

Hannibal Lecter:
Now I personally consider the "Silence of the
Lambs" series as suspense/drama, but
Hannibal Lecter is such a fantastic character
and infamous killer that I had to include him in
my favorites. Style, class, and an exquisite
taste in cuisine! This killer is poised and
intelligent. He can either charm the pants off
you or tear your throat out-- all without breaking
a sweat!

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