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Flu Bird Horror:

I missed this film when it first aired on Sci-Fi so I thought I might give it a
shot this time around. I wouldn't say that I was surprised when it turned
out to be complete garbage... you kind of get used to that from Sci-Fi
movies. I do have to admit though that I was amazed at how the title was
completely wrong for the movie! Flu Bird Horror... I was expecting to see
some kind of flu-like infection that was spread by birds. For instance how
pidgeons are filthy fucking creatures that carry all sorts of diseases. I just
thought it would be something like that but on a larger scale. You know...
like bird flu. Boy was I wrong. First of all the birds are not even birds! They
are basically fucked up pterodactyls flying around for no real explainable
reason... other than they have the bird flu... Anyway, the next problem is
that not that many people really get the flu. In fact most of them are just
killed by these crazy birds. If you think this is already turning into a bad
film I haven't even gotten to the people in the movie. This film follows a
group of deliquents, played by terrible actors, that get lost in the woods
and start getting attacked by flu birds. Thank God the park ranger seems
to know the woods almost as well as if he had been raised in them...
unless of course the filmmaker decide that the movie needs more drama,
than he is just as worthless as the rest of them.

So that's Flu Bird Horror... Let's face it kids, if you wanted a good film you
wouldn't be watching a Sci-Fi original.