reviews

Chiller TV... for the love of all that is gore-filled and disturbing in this world I beg of you to
show something worth watching. I understand that money has got to be a bit tight with a
novelty channel based on spooky stories brought to film... but come on! I am not asking
for you to change everything and turn it in to 24 hours of wall to wall bloodshed (although
I wouldn't mind). I love that you show classics like Hitchcock and Tales From the Crypt.
What I don't love is the endless supply of shitty films that you seem to have. What did you
do? Did you just head down to the local grocery store's $5 video bin to collect those? The
101 (kooky little shit channel on Direct TV) shows cheesy Troma classics every halloween
hosted by a couple of delightful weirdos who really make it a full cinema experience! Why
can't you do that? If you are going to keep showing shit films at least make it seem like
you did it on purpose! Get some silly character to host "Shit Videos We Bought At The
Car Wash Hour"... you may want to shorten the title. At least then I might consider tuning
in for some reason other than there was nothing else on and my monthly cramps were so
bad I couldn't run away.

Anyway... Reeker. Yet another group of young people get stranded in the middle of
bum-fuck-nowhere and start getting picked off one by one. At least the bad guy isn't some
weirdo hillbilly or loner living in a trailer. Instead it seems to be a take on the Grimm
Reaper. Only he stinks... or should I say reeks... get it? Reek. Reek-er. Yeah. Real
inventive. I would say more about the film but that pretty much said it all.